You don’t need to know my name. All you need to know is that I am an InfoFighterTM battling the corrupt news media for the soul of America. Do not attempt to contact me, because I’m hiding from Hillary Clinton’s lizard henchmen and have put tinfoil on all my electronic devices (including the DVD player and the lamps). Here is real photographic evidence of the danger I’m in:
Wake up sheeple.
(also please consider donating to my Patreon because I’m running out of lizard repellent and bear traps)